Ghost Meat in a Can

Taste the Spirit of Flavor!

Introducing Ecto Eats' Ghost Meat in a can. Dare to embark on a culinary journey that's out of this dimension. Crafted from the ethereal essence of wandering spirits and infused with spectral spices, this extraordinary delicacy promises to tantalize your taste buds and enchant your senses.

Caught fresh daily.

We have gone through the meticulous process of selecting only the finest cuts of ethereal delights we could find. 90% of ghost hunters agree, this world-famous ghoulish gourmet is 100% delightful.*

NOW in an easy-open can!

Just pull the ring to open and enjoy. No need for a bulky can opener or new-fangled machine to open. Just pop and go!

100% all natural. No preservatives or artificial flavors and vegan friendly.

Sourced from the most elusive of realms, our choice cuts capture the essence of the afterlife, delivering a dining experience that transcends the ordinary. With Ecto Eats, you can be confident in your culinary choice.

"The newest fad diet."

Savor the mysterious flavors of the spirit world with every bite. From the delicate notes of ectoplasmic essence to the tantalizing aroma of spectral sustenance, each ingredient is carefully selected to ensure a harmonious blend of otherworldly taste sensations.

Satisfy your Supernatural Cravings!

Whether enjoyed straight from the can or incorporated into your favorite recipes, our Ghost Meat is sure to leave you spellbound. Add a touch of the supernatural to your meals and delight in the spectral symphony of flavors that awaits within each can.

Indulge in the extraordinary. Embrace the mystical. With Ecto Eats' Ghost Meat in a Can, every meal becomes a hauntingly delicious adventure. Unveil the secrets of the spirit world and awaken your palate to a realm of unparalleled culinary delight.

So Meaty. Yet More than Meat.

Like a good wine, Ghost Meat lovers suggest preserving their cans for a special occasion. Some just collect them. We highly suggest preserving the seal on the can and saving them for your spooktacular display. 'Cause once they're open they cannot be resealed.

Got a recipe?

Contact us and let us know! We may start a recipe book and include your submissions.

A Spooktacular Gift for Every Ghost Lover

Whether for yourself or the ghost hunter in your life, this fun gift is sure to please. This can isn't just for ghost hunters—it's a spellbinding gift for all the spooky souls in your life. Whether it's a birthday, Christmas, witchy rendezvous, Valentine's Day or just a reason to say "thank you" this is the perfect potion for a bewitching gift.

Size: Standard 'tuna can' size (measures 3" round by 1" tall)

Materials: High quality aluminum tin can container

Nutrition Facts: Calories 0, Total Fat 0g (0% DV), Sat. Fat 0g (0% DV), Total Carb. 0g (0% DV), Laughs 120g (12% DV), Protein 0g (0% DV), Oxygen 98% (0.01% DV), Spooky Vibes 25g (12% DV), Urge To Open Can 586g (110% DV), Silliness 32g (100% DV)

DISCLAIMERS:

IMPORTANT: Like standard tin cans, this can only be opened ONCE. Upon opening, it cannot be resealed.

Contents may vary. Ghost can be escape artists. We've not yet fully tested if tin is a proven method of containing etherial entities. As such, potential for escape is relatively high. If you read this far and are concerned about the well being of the ghosts, please know that no entities were harmed in the making of this product. But, if you feel the need to write PETA, please email us a copy! We'd love to read it (and probably post it).

NO RETURNS: This product cannot be returned once opened. All sales are final.

* Percentage calculation is based on an internal survey of 10 people. We all agree, except Derrick. Blame Derrick for the less than perfect survey.